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===Bronwyn and Doll===
 
===Bronwyn and Doll===
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''Bronwyn:'' ...Geh....
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''Doll:'' Huh?
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''Bronwyn:'' Sorry... just... something about you creeps me out.
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''Doll:'' Oh, I'm sorry!
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''Bronwyn:'' I don't know if it's something you can fix. Just... bleh.
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''Doll:'' Oh... okay.
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''Bronwyn:'' Bleh....
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''Doll:'' Oh....
  
 
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===Bronwyn and Elaiya===
 
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''Bronwyn:'' Elaiya, you had a child once, yes?
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''Elaiya:'' Yes, I did. What of it?
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''Bronwyn:'' Sorry, I was just curious about it. Elves have never been numerous, and there are fewer of us every decade....
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''Elaiya:'' You're curious about children. And you decided to ask me about my child.
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''Bronwyn:'' Um, sometimes I have trouble understanding human culture. Did I say something wrong?
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''Elaiya:'' Look, just... nevermind.
  
 
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<u>'''1st convo'''</u>
 
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''Gargan:'' Hey, I don't want to be rude, so you can say no if you want, but can I ask you something about elves?
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''Bronwyn:'' I... suppose so. I might not be able to answer you, but I'll do my best.
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''Gargan:'' What is it with elves and bows? I've never even heard of an elf without a bow 'til some of the other girls told me about the elven Vampire Fangirls.
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''Bronwyn:'' Well, why don't you tell me what's with humans and swords. You, Master, Therese, all these knights and soldiers....
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''Bronwyn:'' I've never understood why humans are so eager to get in close with someone and get blood all over their clothes. A bow just makes more sense to me.
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''Gargan:'' Wow, I never really thought of it that way.
  
 
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''Bronwyn:'' Gargan, would the Adventurer's Guild be interested in installing a branch in my village?
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''Gargan:'' Well, if the other elves are as good in a pinch as you are, I can see the advantages of having an elf-run Guild branch.
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''Gargan:'' But I don't know if your village is big enough to provide enough work for a dedicated Guild branch.
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''Bronwyn:'' That's unfortunate. Slaughtering humans for money seems particularly profitable.
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''Gargan:'' I think you're misunderstanding something about the Adventurer's Guild....
  
 
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''Kyrie:'' So, how about it?
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''Bronwyn:'' How about what, human?
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''Kyrie:'' Elven magic! You've just gotta let me know what some of your special spell lore is like!
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''Bronwyn:'' No, I don't.
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''Bronwyn:'' First of all, I don't practice magic. Just because I'm an elf doesn't mean I have special "elven magic".
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''Bronwyn:'' Secondly, if I did have secret elf magic, I certainly wouldn't share it with some low-rate human wizard who dresses like a slut.
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''Kyrie:'' So that's how it's going to be, then....
  
 
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''Bronwyn:'' I woke up this morning and both my face and my hand where covered in toothpaste. I assume you have something to do with this?
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''Kyrie:'' Haha... I have no idea what you're... hehehe... ...talking about.
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''Bronwyn:'' This insult will not go unpunished, human. I've killed men for less.
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''Kyrie:'' Oh, would you take that stick out of your ass already! It was a prank, you don't have to go around threatening people!
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''Kyrie:'' Look, you're a valuable member of this team and despite the fact that you're a stuck-up bitch, I respect you.
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''Kyrie:'' Would it kill you just to relax and enjoy a good prank once in awhile?
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''Bronwyn:'' You respect me?
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''Kyrie:'' Bitch, you're tough as nails and handle that bow like you were born holding it. Of course I respect you!
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''Bronwyn:'' Humans have such odd ways of expressing their admiration....
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''Kyrie:'' *sigh*
  
 
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IF Larelle's affection >21<br>
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''Kyrie:'' Goddamn spiders.... That stupid bitch Larelle won't know what hit her....
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ELSE<br>
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''Kyrie:'' Goddamn spiders.... Where the hell did they all come from?
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''Bronwyn:'' Hahaha. I suppose it would be appropriate to say "got you" here.
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''Kyrie:'' Whoa, that was you? How did you find so many!? And when did you release them all in my room?
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''Bronwyn:'' I'm an elf. Our ways are mysterious.
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''Kyrie:'' Well done, Bronwyn. Well done.
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IF Larelle's affection >21<br>
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''Kyrie:'' ...So do you want to help me with this prank on Larelle?
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IF Larelle's affection >21<br>
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''Bronwyn:'' The unpleasant albino? Certainly!
  
 
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''Bronwyn:'' Excuse me, Miss Larelle, I'm curious about something.
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''Larelle:'' Hm, none of your customary rudeness.... So it must be something that's really bothering you.
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''Larelle:'' Speak, then. I'll try to answer your question.
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''Bronwyn:'' Are there many humans like yourself? Who are so pale and with red eyes?
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''Larelle:'' That's what you want to know about? Well, I haven't met any others. Don't elves have anything like albinism?
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''Bronwyn:'' No, we're basically all blond and green-eyed, at least in my village. Except for the shopgirl, but she's part Blood Elf.
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''Larelle:'' Jeez, no wonder you all hate humans. You must be jealous of how different we all are.
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''Bronwyn:'' I... I meant nothing of the sort! I was just curious about your... condition!
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''Larelle:'' Whatever you say....
  
 
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<u>'''2nd convo'''</u>
 
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''Larelle:'' Damn, it's bright today.
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''Bronwyn:'' The sun bothers you, Larelle?
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''Larelle:'' Yeah. I didn't start hanging out in the creepy woods and staying up late at night because it's cool.
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''Larelle:'' I did it because the sun's really harsh to me. I have magic to compensate now, but....
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''Bronwyn:'' Well, at least there's that.
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''Larelle:'' ....
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''Bronwyn:'' ...Yes?
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''Larelle:'' ...Nothing, don't worry about it.
  
 
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''Bronwyn:'' Waybread, Larelle?
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''Larelle:'' Hey, thanks. Don't mind if I do.
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''Bronwyn:'' *munch munch*
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''Larelle:'' ...Hey, why me?
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''Bronwyn:'' Hmm?
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''Larelle:'' Of all the humans you could be nice to, why me? You're a huge bitch to everyone else.
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''Bronwyn:'' I'm not sure, to be honest. I guess I respect you, that's all.
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''Larelle:'' Is that it? You respect me over everyone else?
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''Bronwyn:'' You're confident, you don't apologize for your power, and unlike certain other sorceresses, you don't flaunt your physical assets.
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''Bronwyn:'' You're confident, you don't apologize for your power, and you're not covering for insecurities like some of the others.
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''Bronwyn:'' There's a lot to respect there.
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''Larelle:'' Well, so long as you respect my greatness....
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''Bronwyn:'' That wasn't an invitation to push your luck.
  
 
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''Bronwyn:'' So, these humans, huh? They're pretty weird.
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''Yamamaya:'' Oh, I don't think they're weird! They're pretty nice to me, except those slaver guys!
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''Bronwyn:'' What, so... you're not angry about centuries of oppression at human hands?
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''Yamamaya:'' Not really. Should I be?
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''Bronwyn:'' Well, I guess you don't have to be, it just seems a little odd to me.
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''Yamamaya:'' Look, humans do a lot of terrible things, but so does everyone. I'm just happy that these humans, right here, they're pretty good!
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''Bronwyn:'' So you think Master is... good?
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''Yamamaya:'' Of course! My mate is the strongest in the land! He's the best!
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''Bronwyn:'' I think we're talking about two different definitions of the word "good"....
  
 
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''Bronwyn:'' You know, we should be looking out for one another. Nonhumans like us... we've got to stick together, right?
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''Yamamaya:'' If you say so, but I don't think we're all that alike.
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''Yamamaya:'' You're always so grumpy, saying things like "humans are terrible, humans are the worst".
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''Yamamaya:'' I don't think it's the humans you're really mad at.
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''Yamamaya:'' If catfolk ruled the world, I think you'd be like, "damn those catfolk and their funny-looking ears!"
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''Bronwyn:'' I-I'm not sure what to say....
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''Yamamaya:'' It's okay, Bronwyn. Just because you're an elf doesn't mean you have to be perfect.
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''Bronwyn:'' Thanks... I think?
  
 
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''Yamamaya:'' So, are your ears sensitive, too?
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''Bronwyn:'' Sensitive? What are you talking about?
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''Yamamaya:'' Hold still, I want to play with them a bit!
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''Bronwyn:'' Hey, stop that, what are yo-
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''Bronwyn:'' Oh, aah!
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''Yamamaya:'' Whoa, did you just cum? I guess you really are sensitive! Did you see that, Master?
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''Master:'' Duly noted, thanks for trying that out, 'Maya.
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''Yamamaya:'' Ehehehe....
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''Bronwyn:'' Oh, great....
  
 
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''Chimei:'' Anata wa Erufudesu ka? Watashi wa anata no mimi ni furetaidesu....
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''Bronwyn:'' Are you talking to me, human girl? I don't speak you ridiculous... moon language!
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''Chimei:'' Mimi mimi mimiko~
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''Bronwyn:'' What are you doing to my ears!? Aah! Th-they're sensitive!
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''Chimei:'' Hehehe... anata wa totemo kawaii! Watashi wa anata to motto asobitai!
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''Bronwyn:'' Aaaah....
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''Chimei:'' Hee hee!
  
 
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''Bronwyn:'' Don't do it.
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''Chimei:'' Mimiko?
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''Bronwyn:'' I said, don't do it. No.
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''Chimei:'' No? Nazena no?
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''Bronwyn:'' Good, I'm finally get through to you.
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''Chimei:'' Goshujin-sama ga kare ga nozomu koto o suru koto ga dekirunara, naze watashi wa shite wa ikemasen ka?
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''Bronwyn:'' Gah! No, not again!
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''Chimei:'' Hee hee!
  
 
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''Bronwyn:'' ....
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''Chimei:'' ....
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''Master:'' Not that I mind being in between two women, but why are you using me to block her?
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''Bronwyn:'' She keeps trying to tug on my ears. I'm trying to avoid that happen.
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''Master:'' ....
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''Bronwyn:'' Aaah! Wh-what are you...? You traitor!
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''Master:'' Hey, this is kinda fun. You're so cute, Bronwyn.
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''Chimei:'' Hee hee. Koko ni kuru!
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''Bronwyn:'' D-damn y-you....
  
 
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''Chimei:'' Mada mimiko! Watashi wa mousukoshi purei shitai!
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''Bronwyn:'' No, you stop it. Touch my ears again and I'll slap you silly, you obnoxious little pervert!
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''Chimei:'' Anata wa sore ga sukide wanai? Watashi wa tada asonde ita....
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''Bronwyn:'' Our Master can do what he likes, I've no choice about that, but I won't let myself be bullied by you!
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''Chimei:'' Gomen nasai.... Watashi o sakebanaide kudasai....
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''Bronwyn:'' W-well... I mean, aw, damn.... You don't have to cry....
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''Chimei:'' *sniff* *sob*
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''Bronwyn:'' ....
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''Bronwyn:'' I'm sorry for yelling. Here, when I'm upset, I like it when someone strokes my hair like this....
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''Chimei:'' Yurushite kuremasu ka?
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''Master:'' Heh, don't get too cozy. Save it for tonight.
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''Bronwyn:'' Shut it, you!
  
 
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Revision as of 05:01, 2 April 2020

What is it?

Party banter is used to develop characters further and as a form of easing tension. These are triggered by having specific party members in your party when you walk over a banter hotspot. Despite there being multiple banter hotspots, banter can occur between only once per day even if the party composition and/or spot used is changed.

Who can trigger it?

Member 1 Member 2  Number of times Content
Therese Chimei 4 Therese learns to accept the foreign heathen.
Therese Elaiya 4 Conversation about adapting to Harem life and the Hero being trustworthy(?).
Therese Felix 3 Therese asks about who Felix worships and tries to get Felix to stand up for himself.
Therese Gargan 1 Gargan mentions that Therese would be a good Adventurer.
Therese Larelle 3 Therese explains why she hates Larelle.
Therese Meline 1 Therese try to find out why Meline got chosen by the Angel of Love.
Therese Kyrie 4 A conversation about the ethics of spying, and aspirations.
Therese Diadira 3 Therese asks about Didi's past. It evolves into a conversation about chastity.
Bronwyn Doll 1 Bronwyn being a bitch for no reason.
Bronwyn Elaiya 1 Bronwyn being tactless about Elaiya's past.
Bronwyn Gargan 2 They talk about killing things. You know, typical girl stuff.
Bronwyn Kyrie 3 Kyrie attempts to talk to Bronwyn about elfin magic. Bronwyn is a ranger. It then devolves into a conversation about pranks.
Bronwyn Larelle 3 Bronwyn engages with Larelle about albinism, genetic diversity, and personal strength.
Bronwyn Yamamaya 3 They talk about humans.
Bronwyn Chimei 4 Chimei keeps bothering Bronwyn to play with her ears.
Gargan Felix 4
Gargan Raina 2 Raina has fun with Gargan over the changes to his body.
Elaiya Doll 3 Elaiya expresses her concern over Doll's behaviour and tries to talk about their pasts.
Yamamaya Chimei 1 Chimei tries to talk to Yamamaya and ends up confusing her.
Yamamaya Larelle 3 Larelle doesn't like Yamamaya very much and shows it. Third conversation is quite amusing.
Yamamaya Yeon 3
Doll Larelle 3
Larelle Chimei 3
Larelle Felix 1
Larelle Kyrie 2
Larelle Yeon 2
Raina Yeon 3 Conversation about the Hero's childhood.
Raina Meline 3
Felix Kyrie 1
Meline Chimei 3 Chimei want a bun with fish in it and how it taste?
Meline Kyrie 1
Kyrie Chimei 3

Where can it trigger?

Currently this is the (non-exhaustive) list of places where it can trigger. Since these are general areas, try to walk around the area if it doesn't trigger.

  • Northmarket Slums - Left of the Sausage Lady, right of the Tin Dog Tavern.
  • Northmarket Wealthy District - The area in front of the Bank entrance
  • Westcastle - On the road between the Meatbun seller and the Adventurer Guild.
  • Westcastle Nobles District - The area south of the small lake and the statues.
  • Southport University District - None at this time
  • Southport Docks - To the right of the Adventurer's guild, above the fish lady.
  • Eastfort - Just head east after entering town. The location is north of the player's Condo.
  • Eastfort Nonhuman District - Between the Tipsy Maiden bar and the well east of it.
  • Huntervale - North of the Trading Post, between the two houses

No other locations at this time.

Party Banters

this is made for those who can't wait to read all the party banters ingame :

( if someone knows what chimei is saying feel free to type it in the photo's caption ,,, if we missed a photo somewhere don't hesitate to comment about it )

Therese and Chimei

1st convo

Chimei: Terezu, anata wa bushi ga arimasu ka?

Therese: ....

Chimei: Terezu, mondai wa nanidesu ka?

Therese: I don't understand your language, heathen. What is the point of this exchange?

Master: Aw, come on, be nice to Chimei! She can get her point across, sometimes....

Therese: Well, if she's going to live in the Middle Kingdom she should have learned our language.

Master: Jeez... I don't think she had a choice, you know....

Chimei: Anata wa nani ni tsuite hanashite imasu ka?

2nd convo

Chimei: Shinpai shimasu.... Terezu wa, nanrakano riyu de watashi o sukide wa arimasen ka?

Master: Yeah, I know. She can be such a bitch sometimes, right?

Therese: I assume you're talking about me.

Master: Probably. I still have no idea what she's saying!

Therese: It's not that I don't like Chimei. It's just that I think trying to talk to someone who doesn't understand you is a waste of time.

Chimei: Terezu... hidoi....

Master: See? You've frightened her, and she managed to communicate that effectively. The system works!

Therese: But the reason why she-!

Therese: You know what? Nevermind.

3rd convo

Chimei: Terezu wa... anata ni kansha shimasu....

Therese: Don't worry about it. I'd heal anyone if they were injured. You're just part of the team, right?

Master: The system works!

Therese: Don't act so surprised! You're the one advocating for this!

Chimei: Anata wa zuiji, ryoho no hijo ni orokadesu.

4th convo

Therese: So... "water" is "mizu"... So... mizu o kudasai?

Chimei: Sugoi! Sono tori! Anata wa konode yoidesu!

Master: I see you're getting along well.

Therese: Well, maybe you'd understand her a little better if bothered trying to learn.

Master: No thanks! Learning is for stupid people, and I'm great!

Therese: I'm... I'm speechless.

Chimei: Nani? Anata wa watashi ga nani ka machigatta koto o yatte ita kotodeshita ka?

Therese and Elayia

1st convo

Elaiya: You're always so grumpy....

Therese: Well, why wouldn't I be? I'm not like you, I didn't choose this.

Elaiya: I didn't really choose this either.

Therese: So, Master is an even worse bastard than I thought....

Elaiya: It's not like that, I really don't mind.

Therese: So, you didn't want this, but you don't mind? Are you sick or something?

Elaiya: You don't get it....

2nd convo

Elaiya: You know, Master is a better person than you give him credit for.

Therese: "Good people" don't rape and illegally enslave others.

Elaiya: Well, you shouldn't have invaded our home in the first place!

Elaiya: Maybe he shouldn't have forced himself on you, but our Master isn't the only one in the wrong here!

Therese: Look, I heard about your little "deal" with Master. Maybe you're getting something out of this, but I'm not.

Elaiya: That's not what I heard the other night....

Therese: ....

3rd convo

If you finished Elaiya's love quest, you get this version.

Therese: Do you really think our "Master" is going to uphold his end of that deal of yours?

Elaiya: He already has. Didn't you know?

Therese: Was that what that thing in the fort was all about? I wasn't really paying attention.

Elaiya: Yeah, that was it....

Elaiya: I trust Master. He's a lot of things, and not all of them good, but I don't think he's the kind of person to break a promise.

Therese: Well, good for him that you're so loyal.

If you didn't finish Elaiya's love quest, you get this version.

Therese: Do you really think our "Master" is going to uphold his end of that deal of yours?

Elaiya: Hmm....

Therese: I guess you really aren't sure about that.

Elaiya: Not at all! I was just trying to think what I could say to convince you.

Elaiya: I trust Master. He's a lot of things, and not all of them good, but I don't think he's the kind of person to break a promise.

Therese: Well, good for him that you're so loyal.

4th convo

Therese: I need to apologize to you.

Elaiya: Oh, what for?

Therese: I'm sorry for implying you were a fool to trust our Master. I've seen a lot since then, and, well....

Elaiya: Well?

Therese: Master is greedy and selfish and sometimes cruel and always very, very lustful... but I don't think he's evil.

Elaiya: See what I mean? He's... he's....

Therese: ...Complicated?

Elaiya: Yes, he's complicated.

Therese: But at the same time kind of simple....

Elaiya: He's both. And that's part of why he's complicated.

Therese: Damn it, Master! Why do you make me feel so confused!

Master: Huh? What did I do?

Therese and Felix

1st convo

Therese: So, who do you worship, Felix?

Felix: Oh! W-who, me?

Therese: Yes, I was speaking to you. I thought you were a Mystic Theurge, doesn't that mean you are also devotional?

Felix: Oh, s-sorry! Master never seemed interested in that stuff, so I usually keep it to myself.

Therese: And...?

Felix: W-well, it's kind of embarassing....

Therese: If it's that much of a bother, don't worry about it.

Felix: S-sorry....

2nd convo

Felix: T-the Angel of Hearth and C-craft....

Therese: Pardon me?

Felix: You w-wanted to know who I worship. Well, it's the Angel of Hearth and Craft.

Therese: That's interesting. You don't see many adventurers devoted to such a practical Angel.

Felix: T-that's why I don't normally talk about it... I'm worried I'll get teased.

Master: Yes, yes you will.

Felix: You were listening!?

Therese: Master....

3rd convo

Therese: You shouldn't be ashamed of your faith, Felix.

Felix: Huh? Why does that matter to you?

Therese: I used to belong in a family that looked down on my faith, too. I know what it feels like.

Felix: So, you're... projecting your problems onto me?

Therese: Uh... well....

Felix: Don't worry. I'm not ashamed, I just... don't like to talk about it. Subtle difference there.

Therese: Still, you don't have a collar on. You don't have to take Master's shit.

Felix: ...Yes, I do. I'm his apprentice, remember? This dumb asshole is my meal ticket.

Master: Hey, I heard that.

Therese and Gargan

Gargan: You know, Therese, you'd make a pretty good adventurer.

Therese: Technically, I am. I am registered as a squire at the Westcastle Guild.

Gargan: Really? I'm surprised I never saw you there. I had to run all over the kingdom, working for my dad.

Therese: Well, quests issued by the Order don't go through the Adventurer's Guild. I have the license mostly for the sake of convenience.

Gargan: Then why have the license at all?

Therese: Well, I felt it was my duty to help people no matter who they are, even if they don't contact the Order.

Gargan: Isn't that a little naive?

Therese: Naive or not, it was the right thing to do.

Therese and Larelle

1st convo

Larelle: Watch where you're looking.

Therese: Uh... what?

Larelle: I see those glances you're sending me. Giving me the stink-eye just because I'm a necromancer.

Therese: I actually don't mind that about you.

Larelle: Really?

Therese: A corpse is just an empty shell. Just using the gifts that the Angels gave you isn't a problem, even if it involves the dead.

Larelle: That's pretty progressive for a paladin.

Therese: I don't hate you for being a necromancer, I hate you because you're a criminal who attacked a village with zombies and got away with it.

Larelle: So you say....

2nd convo

Larelle: I didn't get away free.

Therese: What do you want now?

Larelle: From what I did in Lumberhill. I'm here, right? Under Master's control? I didn't get off free.

Therese: Sorry, but that isn't justice. That's just Master doing something that is also illegal and of dubious morality back to you.

Hero: Yeah, pretty much. I'm basically the opposite of a moral authority.

Larelle: Well, it doesn't make any difference to me!

Therese: That's not the point. And it's becoming clear to me that you're really not too firm on what "justice" actually means.

Hero: No shit.

3rd convo

Larelle: Hehehe....

Therese: *sigh* What is it now?

Larelle: Oh, just reminiscing over what I saw you doing last night....

Therese: Uh... wh-what did you see me doing last night?

Therese: Whatever it is, I'm sure you've got it all wrong, and that it wasn't what it looked like!

Larelle: But the slurping sounds....

Therese: Sh-shut up!

Larelle: And your cheeks stuffed full like a chipmunk's....

Therese: Uh, what?

Larelle: Why, I was talking about snacking on all that rock candy you love, little chipmunk. What else would I be referring to?

Therese: Y-you jerk!

Therese and Meline

Therese: Did you attend services much before receiving the Angel of Love and Passion's blessing?

Meline: Services? Oh, you mean church.

Therese: Er... yes. I'm just trying to deduce why the Angel chose you.

Meline: Well, the Angel said it had something to do with my love for my brother!

Therese: Somehow I don't think that's really it....

Meline: Well, I'm just relating what she said. If you want to call one of the Angels a liar, that's your business.

Therese: I...! I wasn't...! Oh, forgive me!

Meline: Hehehe....

Therese and Kyrie

1st convo

Therese: I hope you're proud of yourself.

Kyrie: Oh? What's this? A stern lecture from our paladin friend for moi?

Therese: Doing underhanded dirty work for the Queen. You're really nothing but a common spy.

Kyrie: Actually, I always thought of myself as a fairly uncommon spy.

Therese: To think that a member of the royal family would be involved with such a shameful practice....

Kyrie: I don't know if you've looked around, sweetie, but there's alot more shameful about this kingdom than just a little skullduggery.

2nd convo

Kyrie: You realize we don't even have a constitution, right?

Therese: A constitution? You mean... like good health?

Kyrie: No, it's like a set of principles and laws that would apply to all Middle Kingdom citizens, that even the royal family couldn't break.

Kyrie: And before you ask, no, not like divine law set down by the Angels.

Therese: That... actually sounds like a good idea. Laws that even the royal family has to follow....

Therese: ...Such as laws against keeping a secret police force to do your dirty work?

Kyrie: Leave it to you to turn that around....

3rd convo

Kyrie: Sweetie, I'm sorry you don't agree with it, but the truth is somebody has to get their hands dirty just to keep the kingdom from falling apart.

Kyrie: I'd rather the world be full of nice, perfect people who never lied and always got along, too, but things don't work that way.

Therese: Just because "things" don't work that way, doesn't mean that we should stop striving for a better society....

Therese: But I will concede that this kingdom is far from ideal.

Kyrie: Well, think of it this way. If the kingdom were perfect, you'd be out of a job, right? No need for paladins in a utopia.

Therese: Merely "having a job" isn't why I do what I do.

Kyrie: Are you sure? Do you even know what you'd be doing if you weren't fighting evil with a sword in hand?

Therese: I'm not sure....

4th convo

Therese: A barrister.

Kyrie: Well, *that* could use some context. Or are we playing a game where we shout out random legal terms?

Therese: I was answering your question from earlier. If I didn't receive the call to be a paladin, I'd be a barrister.

Therese: Even before I felt the call of the faith, I was interested in protecting the innocent and defending justice.

Therese: My father was very rich, and given the choice I'd probably have received a formal education and gone into legal work.

Kyrie: Interesting choice. I didn't expect you to choose a cerebral job like that.

Therese: Well, what about you? In a world with no adventurers and no need for spies, what becomes of the Burning Blizzard?

Kyrie: Well, that's kind of complicated. Assuming that I still got into magic school...

Kyrie: I'd be a cunning linguist.

Therese: And here I thought we were having a serious discussion.

Kyrie: Well, I am partly serious. I've always enjoyed studying languages, and I could definitely see myself getting into translation work.

Therese: Well, thank you for being forthright after all.

Kyrie: But, that said, sweetie, you are pretty attractive....

Therese: Sh-shut up!

Therese and Diadira

1st convo

Therese: Did you find it difficult? Being a starlet, I mean.

Diadira: Well, yes and no. Getting all that attention is nice, but it's because you're playing a role that fits into other people's fantasies.

Diadira: I guess I'm still doing that a little, but it's much easier to fit into one person's fantasies than a whole stadium of people!

Therese: W-well, I suppose that's true....

Therese: But did you ever find your duties a pop idol... constraining?

Diadira: All the time.... There's a reason why I wanted to escape, right?

Therese: Of course.... I'm sorry, I didn't mean to ask a foolish question.

2nd convo

Diadira: So why were you asking about my "duties as an idol"?

Therese: No, I was just wondering about it. Pay it no mind.

Diadira: Well, what about you? Did you ever have a hard time with your paladin-y duties?

Therese: No, of course not!

Master: Except that time she was forced into a cloister for touching herself.

Therese: ....

Diadira: Hey, is that true? Wow, I know I couldn't have sex or a boyfriend, but I can't imagne how hard it would be to not even masturbate!

Therese: Sh-shut up!

3rd convo

Diadira: I guess there wasn't a lot you could do when you were still in the order?

Therese: I suppose it was a little... difficult at times.

Therese: I suppose I'm still technically part of the Order, even though I am forced to no longer practice chastity....

Diadira: You don't really seem to complain about the chastity thing, at least!

Therese: W-well... Perhaps not....

Bronwyn and Doll

Bronwyn: ...Geh....

Doll: Huh?

Bronwyn: Sorry... just... something about you creeps me out.

Doll: Oh, I'm sorry!

Bronwyn: I don't know if it's something you can fix. Just... bleh.

Doll: Oh... okay.

Bronwyn: Bleh....

Doll: Oh....

Bronwyn and Elaiya

Bronwyn: Elaiya, you had a child once, yes?

Elaiya: Yes, I did. What of it?

Bronwyn: Sorry, I was just curious about it. Elves have never been numerous, and there are fewer of us every decade....

Elaiya: You're curious about children. And you decided to ask me about my child.

Bronwyn: Um, sometimes I have trouble understanding human culture. Did I say something wrong?

Elaiya: Look, just... nevermind.

Bronwyn and Gargan

1st convo

Gargan: Hey, I don't want to be rude, so you can say no if you want, but can I ask you something about elves?

Bronwyn: I... suppose so. I might not be able to answer you, but I'll do my best.

Gargan: What is it with elves and bows? I've never even heard of an elf without a bow 'til some of the other girls told me about the elven Vampire Fangirls.

Bronwyn: Well, why don't you tell me what's with humans and swords. You, Master, Therese, all these knights and soldiers....

Bronwyn: I've never understood why humans are so eager to get in close with someone and get blood all over their clothes. A bow just makes more sense to me.

Gargan: Wow, I never really thought of it that way.

2nd convo

Bronwyn: Gargan, would the Adventurer's Guild be interested in installing a branch in my village?

Gargan: Well, if the other elves are as good in a pinch as you are, I can see the advantages of having an elf-run Guild branch.

Gargan: But I don't know if your village is big enough to provide enough work for a dedicated Guild branch.

Bronwyn: That's unfortunate. Slaughtering humans for money seems particularly profitable.

Gargan: I think you're misunderstanding something about the Adventurer's Guild....

Bronwyn and Kyrie

1st convo

Kyrie: So, how about it?

Bronwyn: How about what, human?

Kyrie: Elven magic! You've just gotta let me know what some of your special spell lore is like!

Bronwyn: No, I don't.

Bronwyn: First of all, I don't practice magic. Just because I'm an elf doesn't mean I have special "elven magic".

Bronwyn: Secondly, if I did have secret elf magic, I certainly wouldn't share it with some low-rate human wizard who dresses like a slut.

Kyrie: So that's how it's going to be, then....

2nd convo

Bronwyn: I woke up this morning and both my face and my hand where covered in toothpaste. I assume you have something to do with this?

Kyrie: Haha... I have no idea what you're... hehehe... ...talking about.

Bronwyn: This insult will not go unpunished, human. I've killed men for less.

Kyrie: Oh, would you take that stick out of your ass already! It was a prank, you don't have to go around threatening people!

Kyrie: Look, you're a valuable member of this team and despite the fact that you're a stuck-up bitch, I respect you.

Kyrie: Would it kill you just to relax and enjoy a good prank once in awhile?

Bronwyn: You respect me?

Kyrie: Bitch, you're tough as nails and handle that bow like you were born holding it. Of course I respect you!

Bronwyn: Humans have such odd ways of expressing their admiration....

Kyrie: *sigh*

3rd convo

IF Larelle's affection >21
Kyrie: Goddamn spiders.... That stupid bitch Larelle won't know what hit her....

ELSE
Kyrie: Goddamn spiders.... Where the hell did they all come from?

Bronwyn: Hahaha. I suppose it would be appropriate to say "got you" here.

Kyrie: Whoa, that was you? How did you find so many!? And when did you release them all in my room?

Bronwyn: I'm an elf. Our ways are mysterious.

Kyrie: Well done, Bronwyn. Well done.

IF Larelle's affection >21
Kyrie: ...So do you want to help me with this prank on Larelle?

IF Larelle's affection >21
Bronwyn: The unpleasant albino? Certainly!

Bronwyn and Larelle

1st convo

Bronwyn: Excuse me, Miss Larelle, I'm curious about something.

Larelle: Hm, none of your customary rudeness.... So it must be something that's really bothering you.

Larelle: Speak, then. I'll try to answer your question.

Bronwyn: Are there many humans like yourself? Who are so pale and with red eyes?

Larelle: That's what you want to know about? Well, I haven't met any others. Don't elves have anything like albinism?

Bronwyn: No, we're basically all blond and green-eyed, at least in my village. Except for the shopgirl, but she's part Blood Elf.

Larelle: Jeez, no wonder you all hate humans. You must be jealous of how different we all are.

Bronwyn: I... I meant nothing of the sort! I was just curious about your... condition!

Larelle: Whatever you say....

2nd convo

This conversation requires a sunny day.

Larelle: Damn, it's bright today.

Bronwyn: The sun bothers you, Larelle?

Larelle: Yeah. I didn't start hanging out in the creepy woods and staying up late at night because it's cool.

Larelle: I did it because the sun's really harsh to me. I have magic to compensate now, but....

Bronwyn: Well, at least there's that.

Larelle: ....

Bronwyn: ...Yes?

Larelle: ...Nothing, don't worry about it.

3rd convo

Bronwyn: Waybread, Larelle?

Larelle: Hey, thanks. Don't mind if I do.

Bronwyn: *munch munch*

Larelle: ...Hey, why me?

Bronwyn: Hmm?

Larelle: Of all the humans you could be nice to, why me? You're a huge bitch to everyone else.

Bronwyn: I'm not sure, to be honest. I guess I respect you, that's all.

Larelle: Is that it? You respect me over everyone else?

IF Kyrie is in the party
Bronwyn: You're confident, you don't apologize for your power, and unlike certain other sorceresses, you don't flaunt your physical assets.

IF Kyrie isn't in the party
Bronwyn: You're confident, you don't apologize for your power, and you're not covering for insecurities like some of the others.

Bronwyn: There's a lot to respect there.

Larelle: Well, so long as you respect my greatness....

Bronwyn: That wasn't an invitation to push your luck.

Bronwyn and Yamamaya

1st convo

Bronwyn: So, these humans, huh? They're pretty weird.

Yamamaya: Oh, I don't think they're weird! They're pretty nice to me, except those slaver guys!

Bronwyn: What, so... you're not angry about centuries of oppression at human hands?

Yamamaya: Not really. Should I be?

Bronwyn: Well, I guess you don't have to be, it just seems a little odd to me.

Yamamaya: Look, humans do a lot of terrible things, but so does everyone. I'm just happy that these humans, right here, they're pretty good!

Bronwyn: So you think Master is... good?

Yamamaya: Of course! My mate is the strongest in the land! He's the best!

Bronwyn: I think we're talking about two different definitions of the word "good"....

2nd convo

Bronwyn: You know, we should be looking out for one another. Nonhumans like us... we've got to stick together, right?

Yamamaya: If you say so, but I don't think we're all that alike.

Yamamaya: You're always so grumpy, saying things like "humans are terrible, humans are the worst".

Yamamaya: I don't think it's the humans you're really mad at.

Yamamaya: If catfolk ruled the world, I think you'd be like, "damn those catfolk and their funny-looking ears!"

Bronwyn: I-I'm not sure what to say....

Yamamaya: It's okay, Bronwyn. Just because you're an elf doesn't mean you have to be perfect.

Bronwyn: Thanks... I think?

3rd convo

Yamamaya: So, are your ears sensitive, too?

Bronwyn: Sensitive? What are you talking about?

Yamamaya: Hold still, I want to play with them a bit!

Bronwyn: Hey, stop that, what are yo-

Bronwyn: Oh, aah!

Yamamaya: Whoa, did you just cum? I guess you really are sensitive! Did you see that, Master?

Master: Duly noted, thanks for trying that out, 'Maya.

Yamamaya: Ehehehe....

Bronwyn: Oh, great....

Bronwyn and Chimei

1st convo

Chimei: Anata wa Erufudesu ka? Watashi wa anata no mimi ni furetaidesu....

Bronwyn: Are you talking to me, human girl? I don't speak you ridiculous... moon language!

Chimei: Mimi mimi mimiko~

Bronwyn: What are you doing to my ears!? Aah! Th-they're sensitive!

Chimei: Hehehe... anata wa totemo kawaii! Watashi wa anata to motto asobitai!

Bronwyn: Aaaah....

Chimei: Hee hee!

2nd convo

Bronwyn: Don't do it.

Chimei: Mimiko?

Bronwyn: I said, don't do it. No.

Chimei: No? Nazena no?

Bronwyn: Good, I'm finally get through to you.

Chimei: Goshujin-sama ga kare ga nozomu koto o suru koto ga dekirunara, naze watashi wa shite wa ikemasen ka?

Bronwyn: Gah! No, not again!

Chimei: Hee hee!

3rd convo

Bronwyn: ....

Chimei: ....

Master: Not that I mind being in between two women, but why are you using me to block her?

Bronwyn: She keeps trying to tug on my ears. I'm trying to avoid that happen.

Master: ....

Bronwyn: Aaah! Wh-what are you...? You traitor!

Master: Hey, this is kinda fun. You're so cute, Bronwyn.

Chimei: Hee hee. Koko ni kuru!

Bronwyn: D-damn y-you....

4th convo

Chimei: Mada mimiko! Watashi wa mousukoshi purei shitai!

Bronwyn: No, you stop it. Touch my ears again and I'll slap you silly, you obnoxious little pervert!

Chimei: Anata wa sore ga sukide wanai? Watashi wa tada asonde ita....

Bronwyn: Our Master can do what he likes, I've no choice about that, but I won't let myself be bullied by you!

Chimei: Gomen nasai.... Watashi o sakebanaide kudasai....

Bronwyn: W-well... I mean, aw, damn.... You don't have to cry....

Chimei: *sniff* *sob*

Bronwyn: ....

Bronwyn: I'm sorry for yelling. Here, when I'm upset, I like it when someone strokes my hair like this....

Chimei: Yurushite kuremasu ka?

Master: Heh, don't get too cozy. Save it for tonight.

Bronwyn: Shut it, you!

Gargan and Felix

1st convo

2nd convo

3rd convo

4th convo

Gargan and Raina

1st convo

2nd convo

Elaiya and Doll

1st convo

2nd convo

3rd convo

Yamamaya and Chimei

Yamamaya and Larelle

1st convo

2nd convo

3rd convo

Yamamaya and Yeon

1st convo

2nd convo

3rd convo

Doll and Larelle

1st convo

2nd convo

3rd convo

Larelle and Chimei

1st convo

2nd convo

3rd convo

Larelle and Felix

Larelle and Kyrie

1st convo

2nd convo

Larelle and Yeon

1st convo

2nd convo

Raina and Yeon

1st convo

2nd convo

3rd convo

Raina and Meline

1st convo

2nd convo

3rd convo

Felix and Kyrie

Meline and Chimei

1st convo

2nd convo

3rd convo

Meline and Kyrie

Kyrie and Chimei

1st convo

2nd convo

3rd convo

Notes

  1. This one can't be seen in the game anymore, as the Development Team deleted the option to brainwash Therese, Larelle, and Yeon.