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What is it?

Party banter is used to develop characters further and as a form of easing tension. These are triggered by having specific party members in your party when you walk over a banter hotspot. Despite there being multiple banter hotspots, banter can occur between only once per day even if the party composition and/or spot used is changed.

Who can trigger it?

Member 1 Member 2  Number of times Content
Therese Bronwyn 3 Therese and Bronwyn talk about paladins and elvish traditions.
Therese Chimei 4 Therese learns to accept the foreign heathen.
Therese Elaiya 4 Conversation about adapting to Harem life and the Hero being trustworthy(?).
Therese Felix 3 Therese asks about who Felix worships and tries to get Felix to stand up for himself.
Therese Gargan 1 Gargan mentions that Therese would be a good Adventurer.
Therese Larelle 3 Therese explains why she hates Larelle.
Therese Meline 4 Therese tries to find out why Meline is the avatar of the Angel of Love. After some teasing about sweets, Meline shows why she is.
Therese Kyrie 4 A conversation about the ethics of spying, and aspirations.
Therese Diadira 3 Therese asks about Didi's past. It evolves into a conversation about chastity.
Bronwyn Doll 1 Bronwyn being a bitch for no reason.
Bronwyn Elaiya 1 Bronwyn being tactless about Elaiya's past.
Bronwyn Gargan 2 They talk about killing things. You know, typical girl stuff.
Bronwyn Kyrie 3 Kyrie attempts to talk to Bronwyn about elfin magic. Bronwyn is a ranger. It then devolves into a conversation about pranks.
Bronwyn Larelle 3 Bronwyn engages with Larelle about albinism, genetic diversity, and personal strength.
Bronwyn Yamamaya 3 They talk about humans.
Bronwyn Chimei 4 Chimei keeps bothering Bronwyn to play with her ears.
Bronwyn Felix 2 Bronwyn claims that all humans want to have sex with her and Felix calls her out on it.
Gargan Felix 4 Gargan teaches Felix about adventuring.
Gargan Raina 2 Raina has fun with Gargan over the changes to his body.
Elaiya Doll 3 Elaiya expresses her concern over Doll's behaviour and tries to talk about their pasts.
Yamamaya Chimei 1 Chimei tries to talk to Yamamaya and ends up confusing her.
Yamamaya Larelle 3 Larelle doesn't like Yamamaya very much and shows it. Third conversation is quite amusing.
Yamamaya Yeon 3 Yeon tries to help Yamamaya with her style and compliments the kitty. The third conversation is very adorable.
Doll Larelle 3 They talk about fashion and independence.
Larelle Chimei 3 Laraelle tries to take advantage of Chimei's inability to communicate and maybe accidentally makes a friend.
Larelle Felix 1 Larelle hits on Felix who reacts poorly.
Larelle Kyrie 2 Talk about the origin of their magics.
Larelle Yeon 2 Larelle doesn't like Yeon
Raina Yeon 3 Conversation about the Hero's childhood and showing Yeon's hidden interests.
Raina Meline 3 Unlike other conversations it's three different unconnected conversations. First they play a word game, then they talk about why Raina moved away, and finally Raina tries to make a suggestion for the bakery.
Felix Kyrie 1 They talk about magic school
Meline Chimei 3 Chimei want a bun with fish in it and how it taste?
Meline Kyrie 1 Kyrie explains a little about Meline's magic much to Meline's displeasure.
Kyrie Chimei 3 Kyrie knows a temporary translation spell and trolls the hero with her ability to talk to Chimei.

Where can it trigger?

Currently this is the (non-exhaustive) list of places where it can trigger. Since these are general areas, try to walk around the area if it doesn't trigger.

  • Northmarket Slums - Left of the Sausage Lady, right of the Tin Dog Tavern.
  • Northmarket Wealthy District - The area in front of the Bank entrance
  • Westcastle - On the road between the Meatbun seller and the Adventurer Guild.
  • Westcastle Nobles District - The area south of the small lake and the statues.
  • Southport Docks - To the right of the Adventurer's guild, above the fish lady.
  • Eastfort - Just head east after entering town, near the Inn.
  • Eastfort Nonhuman District - Between the Tipsy Maiden bar and the well east of it.
  • Huntervale - North of the Trading Post, between the two houses
  • Elf village, south of the elder's house in front of the middle tree.

No other locations at this time.

Party Banters

this is made for those who can't wait to read all the party banters ingame :

( if someone knows what chimei is saying feel free to type it in the photo's caption ,,, if we missed a photo somewhere don't hesitate to comment about it )

Therese and Chimei

1st convo

Chimei: Terezu, anata wa bushi ga arimasu ka?

Therese: ....

Chimei: Terezu, mondai wa nanidesu ka?

Therese: I don't understand your language, heathen. What is the point of this exchange?

Master: Aw, come on, be nice to Chimei! She can get her point across, sometimes....

Therese: Well, if she's going to live in the Middle Kingdom she should have learned our language.

Master: Jeez... I don't think she had a choice, you know....

Chimei: Anata wa nani ni tsuite hanashite imasu ka?

2nd convo

Chimei: Shinpai shimasu.... Terezu wa, nanrakano riyu de watashi o sukide wa arimasen ka?

Master: Yeah, I know. She can be such a bitch sometimes, right?

Therese: I assume you're talking about me.

Master: Probably. I still have no idea what she's saying!

Therese: It's not that I don't like Chimei. It's just that I think trying to talk to someone who doesn't understand you is a waste of time.

Chimei: Terezu... hidoi....

Master: See? You've frightened her, and she managed to communicate that effectively. The system works!

Therese: But the reason why she-!

Therese: You know what? Nevermind.

3rd convo

Chimei: Terezu wa... anata ni kansha shimasu....

Therese: Don't worry about it. I'd heal anyone if they were injured. You're just part of the team, right?

Master: The system works!

Therese: Don't act so surprised! You're the one advocating for this!

Chimei: Anata wa zuiji, ryoho no hijo ni orokadesu.

4th convo

Therese: So... "water" is "mizu"... So... mizu o kudasai?

Chimei: Sugoi! Sono tori! Anata wa konode yoidesu!

Master: I see you're getting along well.

Therese: Well, maybe you'd understand her a little better if bothered trying to learn.

Master: No thanks! Learning is for stupid people, and I'm great!

Therese: I'm... I'm speechless.

Chimei: Nani? Anata wa watashi ga nani ka machigatta koto o yatte ita kotodeshita ka?

Therese and Elayia

1st convo

Elaiya: You're always so grumpy....

Therese: Well, why wouldn't I be? I'm not like you, I didn't choose this.

Elaiya: I didn't really choose this either.

Therese: So, Master is an even worse bastard than I thought....

Elaiya: It's not like that, I really don't mind.

Therese: So, you didn't want this, but you don't mind? Are you sick or something?

Elaiya: You don't get it....

2nd convo

Elaiya: You know, Master is a better person than you give him credit for.

Therese: "Good people" don't rape and illegally enslave others.

Elaiya: Well, you shouldn't have invaded our home in the first place!

Elaiya: Maybe he shouldn't have forced himself on you, but our Master isn't the only one in the wrong here!

Therese: Look, I heard about your little "deal" with Master. Maybe you're getting something out of this, but I'm not.

Elaiya: That's not what I heard the other night....

Therese: ....

3rd convo

If you finished Elaiya's love quest, you get this version.

Therese: Do you really think our "Master" is going to uphold his end of that deal of yours?

Elaiya: He already has. Didn't you know?

Therese: Was that what that thing in the fort was all about? I wasn't really paying attention.

Elaiya: Yeah, that was it....

Elaiya: I trust Master. He's a lot of things, and not all of them good, but I don't think he's the kind of person to break a promise.

Therese: Well, good for him that you're so loyal.

If you didn't finish Elaiya's love quest, you get this version.

Therese: Do you really think our "Master" is going to uphold his end of that deal of yours?

Elaiya: Hmm....

Therese: I guess you really aren't sure about that.

Elaiya: Not at all! I was just trying to think what I could say to convince you.

Elaiya: I trust Master. He's a lot of things, and not all of them good, but I don't think he's the kind of person to break a promise.

Therese: Well, good for him that you're so loyal.

4th convo

Therese: I need to apologize to you.

Elaiya: Oh, what for?

Therese: I'm sorry for implying you were a fool to trust our Master. I've seen a lot since then, and, well....

Elaiya: Well?

Therese: Master is greedy and selfish and sometimes cruel and always very, very lustful... but I don't think he's evil.

Elaiya: See what I mean? He's... he's....

Therese: ...Complicated?

Elaiya: Yes, he's complicated.

Therese: But at the same time kind of simple....

Elaiya: He's both. And that's part of why he's complicated.

Therese: Damn it, Master! Why do you make me feel so confused!

Master: Huh? What did I do?

Therese and Felix

1st convo

Therese: So, who do you worship, Felix?

Felix: Oh! W-who, me?

Therese: Yes, I was speaking to you. I thought you were a Mystic Theurge, doesn't that mean you are also devotional?

Felix: Oh, s-sorry! Master never seemed interested in that stuff, so I usually keep it to myself.

Therese: And...?

Felix: W-well, it's kind of embarassing....

Therese: If it's that much of a bother, don't worry about it.

Felix: S-sorry....

2nd convo

Felix: T-the Angel of Hearth and C-craft....

Therese: Pardon me?

Felix: You w-wanted to know who I worship. Well, it's the Angel of Hearth and Craft.

Therese: That's interesting. You don't see many adventurers devoted to such a practical Angel.

Felix: T-that's why I don't normally talk about it... I'm worried I'll get teased.

Master: Yes, yes you will.

Felix: You were listening!?

Therese: Master....

3rd convo

Therese: You shouldn't be ashamed of your faith, Felix.

Felix: Huh? Why does that matter to you?

Therese: I used to belong in a family that looked down on my faith, too. I know what it feels like.

Felix: So, you're... projecting your problems onto me?

Therese: Uh... well....

Felix: Don't worry. I'm not ashamed, I just... don't like to talk about it. Subtle difference there.

Therese: Still, you don't have a collar on. You don't have to take Master's shit.

Felix: ...Yes, I do. I'm his apprentice, remember? This dumb asshole is my meal ticket.

Master: Hey, I heard that.

Therese and Gargan

Gargan: You know, Therese, you'd make a pretty good adventurer.

Therese: Technically, I am. I am registered as a squire at the Westcastle Guild.

Gargan: Really? I'm surprised I never saw you there. I had to run all over the kingdom, working for my dad.

Therese: Well, quests issued by the Order don't go through the Adventurer's Guild. I have the license mostly for the sake of convenience.

Gargan: Then why have the license at all?

Therese: Well, I felt it was my duty to help people no matter who they are, even if they don't contact the Order.

Gargan: Isn't that a little naive?

Therese: Naive or not, it was the right thing to do.

Therese and Larelle

1st convo

Larelle: Watch where you're looking.

Therese: Uh... what?

Larelle: I see those glances you're sending me. Giving me the stink-eye just because I'm a necromancer.

Therese: I actually don't mind that about you.

Larelle: Really?

Therese: A corpse is just an empty shell. Just using the gifts that the Angels gave you isn't a problem, even if it involves the dead.

Larelle: That's pretty progressive for a paladin.

Therese: I don't hate you for being a necromancer, I hate you because you're a criminal who attacked a village with zombies and got away with it.

Larelle: So you say....

2nd convo

Larelle: I didn't get away free.

Therese: What do you want now?

Larelle: From what I did in Lumberhill. I'm here, right? Under Master's control? I didn't get off free.

Therese: Sorry, but that isn't justice. That's just Master doing something that is also illegal and of dubious morality back to you.

Hero: Yeah, pretty much. I'm basically the opposite of a moral authority.

Larelle: Well, it doesn't make any difference to me!

Therese: That's not the point. And it's becoming clear to me that you're really not too firm on what "justice" actually means.

Hero: No shit.

3rd convo

Larelle: Hehehe....

Therese: *sigh* What is it now?

Larelle: Oh, just reminiscing over what I saw you doing last night....

Therese: Uh... wh-what did you see me doing last night?

Therese: Whatever it is, I'm sure you've got it all wrong, and that it wasn't what it looked like!

Larelle: But the slurping sounds....

Therese: Sh-shut up!

Larelle: And your cheeks stuffed full like a chipmunk's....

Therese: Uh, what?

Larelle: Why, I was talking about snacking on all that rock candy you love, little chipmunk. What else would I be referring to?

Therese: Y-you jerk!

Therese and Meline

Therese: Did you attend services much before receiving the Angel of Love and Passion's blessing?

Meline: Services? Oh, you mean church.

Therese: Er... yes. I'm just trying to deduce why the Angel chose you.

Meline: Well, the Angel said it had something to do with my love for my brother!

Therese: Somehow I don't think that's really it....

Meline: Well, I'm just relating what she said. If you want to call one of the Angels a liar, that's your business.

Therese: I...! I wasn't...! Oh, forgive me!

Meline: Hehehe....

Therese and Kyrie

1st convo

Therese: I hope you're proud of yourself.

Kyrie: Oh? What's this? A stern lecture from our paladin friend for moi?

Therese: Doing underhanded dirty work for the Queen. You're really nothing but a common spy.

Kyrie: Actually, I always thought of myself as a fairly uncommon spy.

Therese: To think that a member of the royal family would be involved with such a shameful practice....

Kyrie: I don't know if you've looked around, sweetie, but there's alot more shameful about this kingdom than just a little skullduggery.

2nd convo

Kyrie: You realize we don't even have a constitution, right?

Therese: A constitution? You mean... like good health?

Kyrie: No, it's like a set of principles and laws that would apply to all Middle Kingdom citizens, that even the royal family couldn't break.

Kyrie: And before you ask, no, not like divine law set down by the Angels.

Therese: That... actually sounds like a good idea. Laws that even the royal family has to follow....

Therese: ...Such as laws against keeping a secret police force to do your dirty work?

Kyrie: Leave it to you to turn that around....

3rd convo

Kyrie: Sweetie, I'm sorry you don't agree with it, but the truth is somebody has to get their hands dirty just to keep the kingdom from falling apart.

Kyrie: I'd rather the world be full of nice, perfect people who never lied and always got along, too, but things don't work that way.

Therese: Just because "things" don't work that way, doesn't mean that we should stop striving for a better society....

Therese: But I will concede that this kingdom is far from ideal.

Kyrie: Well, think of it this way. If the kingdom were perfect, you'd be out of a job, right? No need for paladins in a utopia.

Therese: Merely "having a job" isn't why I do what I do.

Kyrie: Are you sure? Do you even know what you'd be doing if you weren't fighting evil with a sword in hand?

Therese: I'm not sure....

4th convo

Therese: A barrister.

Kyrie: Well, *that* could use some context. Or are we playing a game where we shout out random legal terms?

Therese: I was answering your question from earlier. If I didn't receive the call to be a paladin, I'd be a barrister.

Therese: Even before I felt the call of the faith, I was interested in protecting the innocent and defending justice.

Therese: My father was very rich, and given the choice I'd probably have received a formal education and gone into legal work.

Kyrie: Interesting choice. I didn't expect you to choose a cerebral job like that.

Therese: Well, what about you? In a world with no adventurers and no need for spies, what becomes of the Burning Blizzard?

Kyrie: Well, that's kind of complicated. Assuming that I still got into magic school...

Kyrie: I'd be a cunning linguist.

Therese: And here I thought we were having a serious discussion.

Kyrie: Well, I am partly serious. I've always enjoyed studying languages, and I could definitely see myself getting into translation work.

Therese: Well, thank you for being forthright after all.

Kyrie: But, that said, sweetie, you are pretty attractive....

Therese: Sh-shut up!

Therese and Diadira

1st convo

Therese: Did you find it difficult? Being a starlet, I mean.

Diadira: Well, yes and no. Getting all that attention is nice, but it's because you're playing a role that fits into other people's fantasies.

Diadira: I guess I'm still doing that a little, but it's much easier to fit into one person's fantasies than a whole stadium of people!

Therese: W-well, I suppose that's true....

Therese: But did you ever find your duties a pop idol... constraining?

Diadira: All the time.... There's a reason why I wanted to escape, right?

Therese: Of course.... I'm sorry, I didn't mean to ask a foolish question.

2nd convo

Diadira: So why were you asking about my "duties as an idol"?

Therese: No, I was just wondering about it. Pay it no mind.

Diadira: Well, what about you? Did you ever have a hard time with your paladin-y duties?

Therese: No, of course not!

Master: Except that time she was forced into a cloister for touching herself.

Therese: ....

Diadira: Hey, is that true? Wow, I know I couldn't have sex or a boyfriend, but I can't imagne how hard it would be to not even masturbate!

Therese: Sh-shut up!

3rd convo

Diadira: I guess there wasn't a lot you could do when you were still in the order?

Therese: I suppose it was a little... difficult at times.

Therese: I suppose I'm still technically part of the Order, even though I am forced to no longer practice chastity....

Diadira: You don't really seem to complain about the chastity thing, at least!

Therese: W-well... Perhaps not....

Bronwyn and Doll

Bronwyn: ...Geh....

Doll: Huh?

Bronwyn: Sorry... just... something about you creeps me out.

Doll: Oh, I'm sorry!

Bronwyn: I don't know if it's something you can fix. Just... bleh.

Doll: Oh... okay.

Bronwyn: Bleh....

Doll: Oh....

Bronwyn and Elaiya

Bronwyn: Elaiya, you had a child once, yes?

Elaiya: Yes, I did. What of it?

Bronwyn: Sorry, I was just curious about it. Elves have never been numerous, and there are fewer of us every decade....

Elaiya: You're curious about children. And you decided to ask me about my child.

Bronwyn: Um, sometimes I have trouble understanding human culture. Did I say something wrong?

Elaiya: Look, just... nevermind.

Bronwyn and Gargan

1st convo

Gargan: Hey, I don't want to be rude, so you can say no if you want, but can I ask you something about elves?

Bronwyn: I... suppose so. I might not be able to answer you, but I'll do my best.

Gargan: What is it with elves and bows? I've never even heard of an elf without a bow 'til some of the other girls told me about the elven Vampire Fangirls.

Bronwyn: Well, why don't you tell me what's with humans and swords. You, Master, Therese, all these knights and soldiers....

Bronwyn: I've never understood why humans are so eager to get in close with someone and get blood all over their clothes. A bow just makes more sense to me.

Gargan: Wow, I never really thought of it that way.

2nd convo

Bronwyn: Gargan, would the Adventurer's Guild be interested in installing a branch in my village?

Gargan: Well, if the other elves are as good in a pinch as you are, I can see the advantages of having an elf-run Guild branch.

Gargan: But I don't know if your village is big enough to provide enough work for a dedicated Guild branch.

Bronwyn: That's unfortunate. Slaughtering humans for money seems particularly profitable.

Gargan: I think you're misunderstanding something about the Adventurer's Guild....

Bronwyn and Kyrie

1st convo

Kyrie: So, how about it?

Bronwyn: How about what, human?

Kyrie: Elven magic! You've just gotta let me know what some of your special spell lore is like!

Bronwyn: No, I don't.

Bronwyn: First of all, I don't practice magic. Just because I'm an elf doesn't mean I have special "elven magic".

Bronwyn: Secondly, if I did have secret elf magic, I certainly wouldn't share it with some low-rate human wizard who dresses like a slut.

Kyrie: So that's how it's going to be, then....

2nd convo

Bronwyn: I woke up this morning and both my face and my hand where covered in toothpaste. I assume you have something to do with this?

Kyrie: Haha... I have no idea what you're... hehehe... ...talking about.

Bronwyn: This insult will not go unpunished, human. I've killed men for less.

Kyrie: Oh, would you take that stick out of your ass already! It was a prank, you don't have to go around threatening people!

Kyrie: Look, you're a valuable member of this team and despite the fact that you're a stuck-up bitch, I respect you.

Kyrie: Would it kill you just to relax and enjoy a good prank once in awhile?

Bronwyn: You respect me?

Kyrie: Bitch, you're tough as nails and handle that bow like you were born holding it. Of course I respect you!

Bronwyn: Humans have such odd ways of expressing their admiration....

Kyrie: *sigh*

3rd convo

IF Larelle's affection >21
Kyrie: Goddamn spiders.... That stupid bitch Larelle won't know what hit her....

ELSE
Kyrie: Goddamn spiders.... Where the hell did they all come from?

Bronwyn: Hahaha. I suppose it would be appropriate to say "got you" here.

Kyrie: Whoa, that was you? How did you find so many!? And when did you release them all in my room?

Bronwyn: I'm an elf. Our ways are mysterious.

Kyrie: Well done, Bronwyn. Well done.

IF Larelle's affection >21
Kyrie: ...So do you want to help me with this prank on Larelle?

IF Larelle's affection >21
Bronwyn: The unpleasant albino? Certainly!

Bronwyn and Larelle

1st convo

Bronwyn: Excuse me, Miss Larelle, I'm curious about something.

Larelle: Hm, none of your customary rudeness.... So it must be something that's really bothering you.

Larelle: Speak, then. I'll try to answer your question.

Bronwyn: Are there many humans like yourself? Who are so pale and with red eyes?

Larelle: That's what you want to know about? Well, I haven't met any others. Don't elves have anything like albinism?

Bronwyn: No, we're basically all blond and green-eyed, at least in my village. Except for the shopgirl, but she's part Blood Elf.

Larelle: Jeez, no wonder you all hate humans. You must be jealous of how different we all are.

Bronwyn: I... I meant nothing of the sort! I was just curious about your... condition!

Larelle: Whatever you say....

2nd convo

This conversation requires a sunny day.

Larelle: Damn, it's bright today.

Bronwyn: The sun bothers you, Larelle?

Larelle: Yeah. I didn't start hanging out in the creepy woods and staying up late at night because it's cool.

Larelle: I did it because the sun's really harsh to me. I have magic to compensate now, but....

Bronwyn: Well, at least there's that.

Larelle: ....

Bronwyn: ...Yes?

Larelle: ...Nothing, don't worry about it.

3rd convo

Bronwyn: Waybread, Larelle?

Larelle: Hey, thanks. Don't mind if I do.

Bronwyn: *munch munch*

Larelle: ...Hey, why me?

Bronwyn: Hmm?

Larelle: Of all the humans you could be nice to, why me? You're a huge bitch to everyone else.

Bronwyn: I'm not sure, to be honest. I guess I respect you, that's all.

Larelle: Is that it? You respect me over everyone else?

IF Kyrie recruited
Bronwyn: You're confident, you don't apologize for your power, and unlike certain other sorceresses, you don't flaunt your physical assets.

ELSE
Bronwyn: You're confident, you don't apologize for your power, and you're not covering for insecurities like some of the others.

Bronwyn: There's a lot to respect there.

Larelle: Well, so long as you respect my greatness....

Bronwyn: That wasn't an invitation to push your luck.

Bronwyn and Yamamaya

1st convo

Bronwyn: So, these humans, huh? They're pretty weird.

Yamamaya: Oh, I don't think they're weird! They're pretty nice to me, except those slaver guys!

Bronwyn: What, so... you're not angry about centuries of oppression at human hands?

Yamamaya: Not really. Should I be?

Bronwyn: Well, I guess you don't have to be, it just seems a little odd to me.

Yamamaya: Look, humans do a lot of terrible things, but so does everyone. I'm just happy that these humans, right here, they're pretty good!

Bronwyn: So you think Master is... good?

Yamamaya: Of course! My mate is the strongest in the land! He's the best!

Bronwyn: I think we're talking about two different definitions of the word "good"....

2nd convo

Bronwyn: You know, we should be looking out for one another. Nonhumans like us... we've got to stick together, right?

Yamamaya: If you say so, but I don't think we're all that alike.

Yamamaya: You're always so grumpy, saying things like "humans are terrible, humans are the worst".

Yamamaya: I don't think it's the humans you're really mad at.

Yamamaya: If catfolk ruled the world, I think you'd be like, "damn those catfolk and their funny-looking ears!"

Bronwyn: I-I'm not sure what to say....

Yamamaya: It's okay, Bronwyn. Just because you're an elf doesn't mean you have to be perfect.

Bronwyn: Thanks... I think?

3rd convo

Yamamaya: So, are your ears sensitive, too?

Bronwyn: Sensitive? What are you talking about?

Yamamaya: Hold still, I want to play with them a bit!

Bronwyn: Hey, stop that, what are yo-

Bronwyn: Oh, aah!

Yamamaya: Whoa, did you just cum? I guess you really are sensitive! Did you see that, Master?

Master: Duly noted, thanks for trying that out, 'Maya.

Yamamaya: Ehehehe....

Bronwyn: Oh, great....

Bronwyn and Chimei

1st convo

Chimei: Anata wa Erufudesu ka? Watashi wa anata no mimi ni furetaidesu....

Bronwyn: Are you talking to me, human girl? I don't speak you ridiculous... moon language!

Chimei: Mimi mimi mimiko~

Bronwyn: What are you doing to my ears!? Aah! Th-they're sensitive!

Chimei: Hehehe... anata wa totemo kawaii! Watashi wa anata to motto asobitai!

Bronwyn: Aaaah....

Chimei: Hee hee!

2nd convo

Bronwyn: Don't do it.

Chimei: Mimiko?

Bronwyn: I said, don't do it. No.

Chimei: No? Nazena no?

Bronwyn: Good, I'm finally get through to you.

Chimei: Goshujin-sama ga kare ga nozomu koto o suru koto ga dekirunara, naze watashi wa shite wa ikemasen ka?

Bronwyn: Gah! No, not again!

Chimei: Hee hee!

3rd convo

Bronwyn: ....

Chimei: ....

Master: Not that I mind being in between two women, but why are you using me to block her?

Bronwyn: She keeps trying to tug on my ears. I'm trying to avoid that happen.

Master: ....

Bronwyn: Aaah! Wh-what are you...? You traitor!

Master: Hey, this is kinda fun. You're so cute, Bronwyn.

Chimei: Hee hee. Koko ni kuru!

Bronwyn: D-damn y-you....

4th convo

Chimei: Mada mimiko! Watashi wa mousukoshi purei shitai!

Bronwyn: No, you stop it. Touch my ears again and I'll slap you silly, you obnoxious little pervert!

Chimei: Anata wa sore ga sukide wanai? Watashi wa tada asonde ita....

Bronwyn: Our Master can do what he likes, I've no choice about that, but I won't let myself be bullied by you!

Chimei: Gomen nasai.... Watashi o sakebanaide kudasai....

Bronwyn: W-well... I mean, aw, damn.... You don't have to cry....

Chimei: *sniff* *sob*

Bronwyn: ....

Bronwyn: I'm sorry for yelling. Here, when I'm upset, I like it when someone strokes my hair like this....

Chimei: Yurushite kuremasu ka?

Master: Heh, don't get too cozy. Save it for tonight.

Bronwyn: Shut it, you!

Gargan and Felix

1st convo

Felix: ....

Gargan: ....

Felix: ....

Gargan: ....

Felix: ....

Gargan: ...What?

Felix: What? Oh, nothing....

Gargan: The fuck do you want, kid? I don't have a lot of patience for brats.

Felix: Um..., I was just wondering if changing sex like that felt weird.

Gargan: My centre of balance is off, I have two big, jiggly lumps on my chest, and peeing while standing up usually results in a big mess.

Gargan: So, yeah. I feel "weird".

Felix: Well, you don't have to be a dick about it....

2nd convo

Felix: ....

Gargan: Oh, for fuck's.... Just spit it out already, kid.

Felix: I-I was just w-wondering if I should ask you for a-advice on how to be a good adventurer!

Gargan: Oh, is that it?

Gargan: Just spit it out, next time. Giving out advice is part of my job.

Felix: Hehe... right! Okay!

Gargan: So, rule number one: never split the party.

Gargan: So many adventurers have been lost because they decided to split up instead of sticking together. Just don't do it.

Felix: Even I knew that one!

Gargan: Yeah a lot of people "know" it, but they don't really internalize it. So get it into that head of yours!

Felix: R-right!

3rd convo

Gargan: So, items you should always have on you. Rope, a mirror, extra sacks....

Master: Heh, kinky.

Gargan: Shut up, you. At least one of us has to take your apprentice seriously.

Gargan: Uh, let's see, what else....

Felix: But... Master doesn't carry around any of that stuff with him.

Gargan: Well, I'm giving you advice on how to be a *good* adventurer, right?

Felix: Heh, right!

Master: Hey, Healbot, front and centre.

Felix: Why? We're not anywhere dangerous....

Master: Just do it! Who's your mentor supposed to be, me or them?

Felix: Yes, sir....

Gargan: A little thin skinned, are we?

4th convo

Gargan: So, there we were, facing down three goblins. Master has his broomstick out, and I just had a knife.

Gargan: But Raina burst out of the henhouse and straight-up threw a cuckoo-chicken at the goblins.

Felix: But aren't cuckoo-chickens dangerous?

Gargan: They sure are!

Gargan: That's why it sometimes works out that is you throw one at your enemies, and they attack it, the entire flock of cuckoo-chickens will attack your enemy!

Felix: Wow! I'll keep that in mind!

Gargan: But nobody had ever told Master! So, as this cuckoo-chicken goes sailing by, he turns and whacks it out of the air with his stick!

Gargan: So he goes running off, as this huge flock of cuckoo-chickens chase him around town, with him screaming like a girl the entire time!

Felix: Hahaha!

Master: You're the last person who should be saying I did anything "like a girl"....

Gargan: Oh, relax. I was just relating a little story, it's fine.

Felix: Yeah, don't be mad! This is an important example for me to have about knowing your monster types, right?

Gargan: Yeah, right!

Master: (I'll cuckoo-chicken you both one of these days....)

Gargan and Raina

1st convo

Raina: So, does it feel weird?

Gargan: Yeah, a lot. But, you know, there are some unexpected benefits.

Raina: Benefits? Really? I would have figured you'd just complain.

Gargan: Well, I used to get woken up all the time by my morning hardon rubbing against the sheets, but that's not a thing anymore.

Raina: That... happens? I had no idea....

Gargan: Also, I can speak in front of crowds without a podium, I guess, right?

Raina: You normally get aroused by public speaking?

Gargan: I'm just... trying to be positive about this, okay?

2nd convo

Gargan: Ugh... my stomach.... No, like, below my stomach....

Raina: Hahaha, I know what that means! Looks like you're becoming a real woman, Gargan!

Gargan: I feel like the worst thing, ever. I must have caught sick.... Why are you laughing at me?

Raina: Hehehe, sorry. I can't help but tease you a little!

Gargan: What the hell are you talking about?

Raina: I think you're about to have your first period.

Gargan: This is what that feels like? I have to feel this way again next month? Fuuuuuuck.

Elaiya and Doll

1st convo

Elaiya: So, your name is Doll, right?

Doll: Yes. Please use me however you wish.

Elaiya: No, it's okay, you don't have to be like that, I just wanted to make sure.

Elaiya: After all, you're going to be protecting me in combat....

Doll: Yes. Please don't worry about me.

Doll: It doesn't matter how much damage I take, or how hurt I get. I'm just Master's property.

Elaiya: That just makes me worry more....

2nd convo

Elaiya: Oh, hey, Doll, I was thinking....

Doll: Oh? What about?

IF Doll's name is "Doll"
Elaiya: Why do you like dolls so much? I mean, I know it's your name, but....

ELSE
Elaiya: Why do you like dolls so much? I guess they're fine, but you seem to really enjoy them.

Doll: Hmm... I'm not certain. I just... like things that look like humans, that's all.

Elaiya: Look like people.

Doll: Huh?

Elaiya: You meant look like people, right? Referring to "people" as "humans" is a little creepy.

Doll: Oh, yes. Right. "People".

3rd convo

Doll: Mistress Elaiya?

Elaiya: Oh, Elaiya's just fine. You don't have to call me "Mistress". I'm a slave, just like you.

Doll: Elaiya... why do you like mechanisms and clockwork so much?

Elaiya: Oh. My father was a landlord in Westcastle, and the person who rented the shop below our apartment was a clockmaker.

Elaiya: I would go down there every day to watch the clockmaker put together watches and wind-up toys and music boxes....

Elaiya: I guess I just never lost that fascination with devices.

Doll: Oh, I see...

Elaiya: What about you? What was your childhood home like?

Doll: Oh, I don't remember that far back. The first thing I remember was being sold by a slave merchant.

Elaiya: Oh, I'm sorry.... Maybe your memories will come back some day, and then you can tell me.

Yamamaya and Chimei

Chimei: Neko-san! Daijoubu desu ka?

Yamamaya: Neko-san? Does that mean me?

Chimei: Hai! Neko-san! Daijoubu desu?

Yamamaya: Okay... then what was that other thing you said?

Chimei: Daijoubu?

Yamamaya: Man, this sucks. Stop talking, my head hurts.

Chimei: Uuuu....

Yamamaya and Larelle

1st convo (only on rainy day)

Larelle: Oh, Demons! What is that smell?

Yamamaya: Smell? What smell? My superior catgirl senses don't detect anything....

Larelle: Augh! It's your breath! You stink like... dead fish and garbage!

Yamamaya: Mrow! You take that back! My breath is just fine!

Yamamaya: You play with dead bodies and zombies anyway!

Larelle: What? I-I don't stink! I'm very careful to keep clean!

Yamamaya: Just keep telling yourself that! Stupid necromancer....

2nd convo

Larelle: Hey, you, cat.

Yamamaya: What do you want now?

Larelle: Master wanted me to give you this note. He said it's very important.

Yamamaya: Oh, a message from Master? What does it say?

Yamamaya: Hmm? There's just this weird glowing rune....

Larelle: H-hey! Why didn't my Symbol of Stunning spell work!?

Yamamaya: Hisssss! You tried to play a trick on me!

Larelle: Uh.... good kitty?

Larelle: Owwww....

3rd convo

Larelle: ...

Yamamaya: ...

Larelle: ...

Yamamaya: About the other night....

Larelle: No! No! No! Whatever Master makes us do at the manor, stays at the manor....

Yamamaya: Yeah! I mean, of course!

Larelle: Good.

Yamamaya: But about my tail, did you really....

Larelle: Not talking about it!

Yamamaya and Yeon

1st convo

Yeon: You know, you should grow your hair long, and let it down more. It would help accentuate your ears.

Yamamaya: Accentuate my ears? Why?

Yamamaya: Having short hair is better for battle, anyway! Enemies can grab on to long hair!

Yeon: Well, you can do what you like, but catfolk are becoming very fashionable among teens these days.

Yamamaya: Fashionable? What do you mean?

Yeon: Well, some girls wear false cat ears, or clip fake tails to their belts.

Yeon: Some even go so far as to end all their sentences with "meow" or "nya".

Yamamaya: I get it! Your friends think we're cool, so you want to imitate catfolk!

Yamamaya: That's pretty cool! Your friends have excellent taste!

2nd convo

Yeon: Hey, Yama, do you dye your hair?

IF Didi recruited
Yamamaya: Dye? You mean that smelly stuff Diadira puts in her hair when she washes?

ELSE
Yamamaya: Dye? What do you mean?

Yeon: Come on, no way that's your natural hair colour.

Yamamaya: Uh... what...? I mean, I was born with this hair....

Yeon: You're lucky, then. Your colour balance is spot-on.

Yamamaya: ...Please talk sense....

Yeon: It doesn't matter that much. You should match your clothes to your hair, it'll make your eyes pop a little better.

Yamamaya: Why would I want my eyes to pop out at all?

3rd convo

Yamamaya: What about you, Yeon?

Yeon: Pardon? What about me?

Yamamaya: I should think of something nice to say about you....

Yeon: Ohoho, please do! What do you like the best? My golden, wavy hair? My winning smile?

Yamamaya: You're good about seeing what's best in others, I think.

Yeon: H-hey.... Don't say such embarassing things....

Yamamaya: But it's true! Why do you have that weird expression?

Yeon: Y-you shouldn't say that sort of thing in front of everyone! I think I'm gonna die....

Yamamaya: Well, don't die!

Doll and Larelle

1st convo

Larelle: You, Doll! Stop right there!

Doll: Yes...?

Larelle: I think I have a rock in my boot, and I need someone to lean on. Hold still.

Doll: Oh! Okay!

Doll: ....Why does your boot have so many straps on it?

Larelle: Because out of all the people here, I'm one of two or three with any fashion sense.

IF Yeon was collared:
Larelle: But I'm not a total slave to it, unlike certain dark-skinned bimbos....

Doll: I see...?

Larelle: I mean, jeez, aren't you embarassed? Green corset and miniskirt... and this huge, butter-yellow scarf?

Doll: Well.... I never dressed myself before... This is just what my old master told me to wear.

Larelle: Yeah, well, everyone can tell.

Doll: Sorry....

2nd convo

Doll: Larelle?

Larelle: What?

Doll: I really admire how independent you are....

Larelle: Yeah, I know.

Doll: C-could you...

Larelle: ...Teach you how to dress yourself?

Doll: Y-yes! How d-did you know?

Larelle: Well, to answer your second question, it's easy to tell what you were leading up to.

Larelle: To answer the first, no, I won't.

Doll: You won't?

Larelle: If I dress you the way I like, it's no different than that fat old slave trader doing it.

Larelle: Ask Master for a mirror, try different things on, and see what makes you happy.

Doll: O-oh....

Larelle: That's an order.

Doll: Y-yes! Understood!

3rd convo

Larelle: Still wearing the same old thing, I see.

Doll: Y-yes... well.... I did as you asked, but I didn't really like anything....

Larelle: Well, having no style is a style all it's own, I suppose.

Doll: Wearing clothes is kind of weird, anyway, if you think about it.

Larelle: Ha, easy for you to say, with looks like that.

Larelle: Not that I'm saying I'm no good, mind you. Master is a lot of things, but he does have a decent eye for beauty.

Doll: Am I pretty...?

Larelle: Oh, don't get all blushy. We live with so many women, you're going to have to learn to take a compliment without getting wet over it.

Doll: S-sorry....

Larelle and Chimei

1st convo

You need the maids or Penelope (or both) to start this conversation.

Larelle: Oh, Chimei~!

Chimei: Nani nani?

IF Penelope recruited:
Larelle: Do you think I should bully Penelope into making me some cream puffs to go with my dinner?

IF Penelope not recruited but you hired the maids:
Larelle: Do you think I should bully the maids into making me some cream puffs to go with dinner?

Larelle: Babble in your native tongue if you agree.

Chimei: Anata wa sono bun o yori kantan ni shite itadakemasu ka?

Larelle: Thank you! I'm glad you agree I should treat myself from time to time.

Chimei: Watashi wa nani o yatta no?

2nd convo

Larelle: Oh, Chimei~!

Chimei: Anou....

Larelle: I'm bored. Who do you think I should tease when we get back home, hmm?

Chimei: Watashi mo nani ka iwanakereba naranai?

Larelle: Oh, I should tease Felix? Hmm, he does squeal and whine rather amusingly when he's bothered....

Chimei: Anata ga ichido ni subete no sorera no kuriimupafu o tabeta saigo no jikan.... Sore wa anata no kenkou ni yoi kotode wa arimasen.

Larelle: Thanks, Chimei, you're such a good friend.

Chimei: Furendo?

3rd convo

Larelle: Oh, Chimei~!

Chimei: Ah!

Larelle: What do you think? Should I steal from Master's wallet and go buy a new dress? I'm thinking, silk.

Chimei: No!

Larelle: What was that?

Chimei: No! Rareru... bad! Chimei furendo! Sutappu Rareru!

Larelle: ...Jeez! I can't believe you! Did you learn that much just to tell me I can't do what I want?

Chimei: *sniff* Rareru godo furendo. No maku turaberu.

Larelle: Fine! Jeez! You don't have to cry, you weird... crybaby!

Larelle and Felix

Felix: Why are you staring at me?

Larelle: Just thinking that you're so cute I could just eat you up!

Felix: Uh....

Larelle: What's that weird look for? I was paying you a compliment.

Felix: Uh, yeah... Thanks....

Larelle: What, are you thinking that just because I'm a necromancer that I'm some kind of cannibal?

Larelle: Angels! I wasn't being literal, Felix. Jeez, I thought you were cool. Guess I was wrong.

Felix: S-sorry....

Larelle and Kyrie

1st convo

Larelle: So you're a sorceress, right? That means you're self-taught, like me.

Kyrie: Nope, it's impossible to be self-taught. Not me and not you.

Larelle: What do you mean? Of course I was self-taught.

IF Kyrie is equipped with the Necronomicon:
Kyrie: So the fact that you're a necromancer has nothing to do with this book, right here?

ELSE:
Kyrie: So the fact that you're a necromancer has nothing to do with a certain book I've heard so much about?

Larelle: W-well I still taught myself! Just from a book!

Kyrie: Learning magic doesn't just happen.

Kyrie: Sure, you grew up near this creepy old tomb that has it's own magic aura, so you were probably going to be a necromancer even if you went to school.

Kyrie: But without this book? You'd just be another lumberjack's wife, or a cobbler, or seamstress, or....

Larelle: Stop right there. The thought of being some stupid normal person is too depressing to contemplate.

Kyrie: No problem.

2nd convo

Larelle: So, you mentioned before that I grew up around an aura.

Kyrie: Yep! Old ruins are kind of like that.

Larelle: Is that what happened to you? Why you do the acid and cold thing?

Kyrie: Sort of. I know I'm pretty good with acid spells because I grew up playing with slimes and other magical slag like that.

Kyrie: My parents were really poor, and made a living by scavenging Southport U's garbage for materials to sell to the Alchemist's Guild.

Kyrie: Growing up around all that ambient Mana has it's effect, no matter where it comes from.

Larelle: Then where did the cold part come from?

Kyrie: It's a little embarassing to say it, but cold and acid wasn't a combination anyone else was using, and I wanted to stand out.

Larelle: It's not all that embarassing. I totally get that motivation, you wanted to be different.

Larelle: You shouldn't be ashamed of standing out, you know.

Kyrie: That wasn't really what I meant, but thanks anyway. I appreciate the thought.

Larelle and Yeon

1st convo

Yeon: So! You're a magic user too, right?

Larelle: How astute of you! What tipped you off?

Larelle: The outfit? The sacrificial dagger? Or was it the incredible arcane power?

Yeon: Hey, don't give me attitude! I was just trying to start up a conversation! Jeez....

Larelle: Then get an invisible friend. Nobody wants to talk to some prissy, bottle blonde schoolgirl alpha slut.

Yeon: Bottle blonde...? I'll have you know this is my natural hair colour!

Larelle: Sure it is. Tell me another one.

Yeon: You know what? Fine. Be a total bitch for no reason.

Yeon: I've handled way worse than you can dish out, sweetheart. So go right ahead.

Larelle: Whatever, slut. Just don't talk to me.

2nd convo

Larelle: Ugh! Do you have to be so annoying!?

Yeon: What? Me?

Larelle: Yeah! Argh, your entire existence bothers me! Just go kill yourself, already!

IF Larelle insulted Yamamaya about her breath:
Yeon: Funny. After what you said to Yamamaya, I figured I'd win a few points because I brush my teeth every day.

ELSE:
Yeon: Aw, is the widdle necromancer trying to get under my skin again? Please, spare me.

Yeon: If you want to come at me for something I actually did, fine, but you've obviously got a massive chip on your shoulder.

Larelle: Guh...!

Raina and Yeon

1st convo

Yeon: So, Raina... you've known Master for awhile now, right? Any juicy details from his childhood?

Raina: Juicy details? Let me think....

Yeon: Anything at all?

Raina: I remember there was this comic Master really liked when he was a kid....

Raina: Master was a really big fan of this one called "Doctor Weird". What a funny name, right?

Yeon: Uh, yeah....

Raina: I remember that for awhile, Master wanted to go to magic school because of that comic.

Raina: What a dork, right? I'm glad he eventually grew out of it. Hahaha!

Yeon: Y-yeah... What a ridiculous idea....

The rest of the conversation only plays out if Yeon is equipped with Doctor Weird Vol. 2 or 3.

Raina: Hey, what's that book you're holding?

Yeon: Nothing! Just... a magic tome! It's pretty boring!

Raina: Oh, okay!

2nd convo

Raina: So he dyed his bedsheet bright red, but the dye had gotten everywhere! All his face, his hands....

Yeon: Yeah, great....

Raina: So here he is, all splotchy, in his pajamas, shouting "I'm Doctor Weird, the Super Sorcerer"! Right in front of the whole tavern!

Yeon: Yeah, great. Nice story....

Raina: Hey, Yeon? Is something wrong?

Yeon: Don't worry about it, Raina. I'm just feeling off today.

Raina: Oh... kay...?

3rd convo

Raina: Hey, Yeon? You've been avoiding me lately.... What did I do wrong?

Yeon: What? Nothing. It's nothing.

Raina: Okay...?

Yeon: It's just... first of all, it's "Doctor Weird, the Superlative Sorcerer," okay? Not "Super Sorcerer".

Raina: Uh, okay....

Yeon: And it's not weird to want to study magic because you liked a comic book.

Raina: Oh, uh, sorry.

Yeon: D-don't get me wrong. Clearly, I'm too fashionable and cool to do anything like that!

Raina: *giggle* Don't worry about it, Yeon. I think I understand.

Raina: Let me see if I can think of some other stories, okay?

Yeon: Sounds like a plan!

Raina and Meline

1st convo

Raina: Slime!

Meline: Oh, wow, um... elemental?

Raina: Hmm... I'm gonna go with... lich.

Meline: Oh, jeez, H? Umm... hunter?

Raina: Hunter's not a monster!

Meline: Hunter... slime?

Master: The hell are you guys doing?

Raina: We're just passing the time with an old word game.

Raina: One of us named a monster, then the other one thinks of a monster who names starts with the last letter of the first monster!

Meline: Then we go back and forth until one of us repeats a monster or can't think of anything. I'm not very good at it....

Master: ...Weirdos.

2nd convo

Meline: Hey, Raina, why did your family ever move out of the slums?

Raina: Who wouldn't? It's not exactly a nice place to live.

Meline: But you used to live right across from us, and it was fun hanging out and playing all the time.

Raina: I guess daddy just wanted to move up in the world when he was making enough money. Sorry!

Raina: Besides, having two kids and two adults crammed into one of those tenement rooms was pretty awful!

Meline: I suppose so. I just missed growing up without my big sister Raina.

Raina: A-are you coming on to me?

3rd convo

Raina: Have you thought about making a bread that has a cream filling?

Meline: Oh, jeez.

Raina: Oooh, a cream filling and maple icing!

Meline: Okay, first of all, I don't tell you how to do your job.

Raina: W-what? I'm just trying to help....

Meline: Well, you're not. The cream filling would go sour quickly and maple syrup for the icing is expensive to import from the Northlands.

Raina: Oh, I see...

Meline: Sorry, but I've been a baker for awhile. If I'm not doing something you really want, I probably have a really good reason.

Raina: I'll keep that in mind.

Felix and Kyrie

Felix: Kyrie, you went to Southport U on the magical orphan's scholarship, right?

Kyrie: Something like that, yes.

Felix: Wow, small world. When did you graduate?

Kyrie: I don't really want to say....

Felix: Huh? Why not?

Kyrie: I'm going to give you a piece of advice, sweetie. So listen close.

Felix: Um, okay....

Kyrie: Never, ever, ever, ask a single lady something that would reveal her age.

Felix: Oh... okay.

Kyrie: Good boy.

Felix: Wait. How do you figure that you're still single when you're part of Master's harem?

Kyrie: Unless he puts a ring on it, I'm just being exclusive for a little while.

Master: Ugh, I suddenly got this terrible shiver....

Meline and Chimei

1st convo

Chimei: Kanojo wa taiyaki o shitte iru nodarou ka....

Meline: Huh? Are you talking to me?

Chimei: H-hai! Anou... Merine... bay-kaa... yes? Make... bun.... yes?

Meline: Oh, yes! I'm a baker, yes!

Chimei: You... know... kuriimu... fish... bun... okay?

Meline: You want me to make a creamy fish bun? Uh, okay! Yes! I mean, I'll try!

Chimei: Sugoi~!

Meline: That sounds really gross, though....

2nd convo

Meline: Here's your bun! I didn't know what fish to use, so I just tried it with some tuna.... Please enjoy it!

Chimei: Sore wa taiyaki no you ni shite imasen....

Chimei: Ah, sankyuu! Itadakimasu!

Meline: I hope it's good!

Chimei: ....

Meline: ...It's not good?

Chimei: Urp... urgh.... Watashi... wa.... BLERGH!

Master: Holy crap!? Why is Chimei vomiting everywhere!? What did you give her, Meline!?

Meline: Waaah! I'm sorry!

3rd convo

Meline: H-hi, Chimei... Here, I m-made you some cookies.... They're chocolate....

Chimei: Watashi wa jissai ni kore o taberu hitsuyou ga arimasu ka?

Meline: That's a lot of words.... Uh, this is my way of saying sorry, since you don't understand Common well....

Chimei: *munch, munch* Sugoi~! Kore wa subarashii aji!

Meline: Oh, good! I'm glad!

Chimei: Anata wa taiyaki o tsukuru houhou ga wakaranai baai demo, yoi yuujindesu.

Meline: Um, thanks! I think....

Meline and Kyrie

Kyrie: You have an interesting magic style, Meline. I don't recognize it from any of the holy orders....

Meline: Oh, that's because I'm just making it up as I go!

Kyrie: Uh, is that so?

Meline: Pretty much! An Angel just kind of appeared in front of me and was like, "Here, have some divine power!"

Kyrie: That's Angelic prayer for you, I guess.

Meline: Sorry?

Kyrie: Well, I didn't really want to get into it, but if you're asking....

Kyrie: Holy prayers are really easy compared to magic. And considering you didn't even have to do any holy rituals or anything....

Meline: Uh... okay. That's kind of mean, you know.

Kyrie: Sorry, I thought you wanted the truth.

Meline: *sniffle*

Kyrie: Jeez....

Kyrie and Chimei

1st convo

Chimei: Nanishiteruno?

Kyrie: Oh, one moment!

Kyrie: Kore wa yoidesu ka? Anata wa watashi ga ima itta koto o rikai shimashita ka?

Chimei: Nani? Anata wa watashi no gengo o rikai suru koto ga dekimasu ka?

Kyrie: Mijikai jikan no tame ni, sukunakutomo.

Master: Whoa you can understand Chimei!?

Kyrie: Yes, of course! I'm an educated sorceress, you know. I studied all kinds of languages in school, very useful for an adventurer.

Kyrie: And now Chimei and I can freely talk about you behind your back....

Master: What? No! You're not allowed to do that!

Kyrie: No collar, handsome, remember...?

Master: Yeah, don't remind me....

2nd convo

Master: Okay, you know Kyrie? The one with the big hat?

Chimei: Biggo hattu....

Master: Yeah, her. You can't talk to her anymore. No talky, right?

Chimei: Hiru no taruki rite? Wakarimasen....

Master: Good! Great! I'm glad you understand!

Kyrie: Is something the matter?

Master: Nothing at all! Just making sure you can't talk behind my back anymore.

Kyrie: Oh, that's no fun....

Kyrie: Chimei-san, Goshujin-sama wa anata ga anata no kuchi o shiyo suru yori oku no tsugi no jikan o kamanai yo ni anata o shitai to omoimasu.

Chimei: Ah... hai...? Sore ga nai to omoemasu....

Master: Wait! Stop! Why are you listening!?

Kyrie: Hehehe....

3rd convo

Kyrie: Ah, okay. Anata no furusato ga doko ni arudakaradesu.

Chimei: Hai, sono yona nagai tabi ni nari kikoku, soshite, watashi wa kaesu yo ni shitai ka wakarimasen.

Master: Do I even want to know what you two are talking about?

Kyrie: Oh, just girl talk, sweetie. Don't even worry about it.