Bug Report/Bug Fixes Funny Lists

From the beautiful mind of conash:

Version 0.44

I've given Kevin a stern talking to about man-slutting it up. He will no longer jump to 101 affection just for you talking to him once.

He will now instead distract himself by *resuming* his work on making you knives daily. Starting his Respect Quest will no longer make him unwilling to ever make you knives again.

Yamamaya had apparantly been using some cheat-codes to gain extra experience from sex! We've put an end to this, she already got enough of a power-up during her revamp. (This only occurred during the affection up sex scene).

NG+ and Meline's Love Quest can no longer be used in conjunction to unlock the Phantom Knight Class by accident. If you want to wear a cute ghost girl for extra defense, you'll have to earn her the normal way.

Dealt with the goddamn script that was causing the game to create a background based on the last time you used the furniture menu that would never go away and that would show up when you entered: 1. The Followers Menu, 2. The Quest Menu, 3. LITERALLY ANY BATTLE.

The Knights in the Golden Tomb have been reminded to not retest people, and will proceed to ignore you when they're busy teleporting away. Kinda rude but whatever.

That Green Haired kid who was apparantly stalking Professor Titor has finally gotten over his crush or whatever. Once you've completed 'Elf Half Empty' he will stop talking about the Kidnapping that is so old news, it happened what? 24 hours ago? Get over it man.

It took much convincing from Omni, but Hero has finally learned to appreciate Monster Girls. Now when you recruit Bell for the first time, Hero will gain satisfaction, and if you already recruited her he will now retroactively gain satisfaction as he realized that was pretty awesome.

Your temp variables/switches will now be reset when you go through the waterfall at the start of "d'Orcest Quest"

Hero has learned to respect Elaiya's space and will now refrain from warping into the boss room during her Love Quest, just to watch...

Version 0.43

New bug fix list because it's been awhile: More typos

Fixed the cart collision in 'Elf Half Empty'

Newts that your party members teach won't show up until you advance far enough in 'Send Newts'

Told the guy who skips work during 'Research Materials' that he needs a doctors note if he wants a sick day. He'll now be showing up during the quest.

That guy also brought back the Tamamo Awiiabu that he thought he could take home. Misplaced artifacts my ass.

The Middle Kingdom soldiers have been thoroughly warned about making puns from beyond the grave. The guy who used to give you the 'Hellocow Helm' will now give you a 'Hellcow Helm' in fear of post-mortem taxes.

Solo tournament enemies will no longer confuse the number of adds other fighters brought with how many they've brought.

The cat you can get has been warned about astrally projecting itself in front of Lilac and Eulania.

Fixed the oddities with the end scene of Cannibal Corps. part 1

Be grateful commoners! Princess Quinta will now deign to accept *several* gifts from you in her lifetime! You should thank her for her genorisity with gifts.

Stopped Hero from thinking about the elf-orgy on load-in, which caused spontaneous orgasms so powerful that the resultant hole in the space-time continuum just dropped in a bunch of crafting items, among other things. You can keep the rest, but the crafting items are going back in the rift before it closes.

Yeon may try to get us to forget about the time we made her work the front desk and fucked her ass, but I won't forget. So long as you do the event again, the replay menu will allow you to relive this precious memory as much as you want. Maybe next time if Yeon doesn't want to get fucked in the ass twice she shouldn't try to get us to forget!

Barst has realized that his retainers have lied to him, and taking off his helmet during combat is in fact NOT a "pro-gamer move"

Fixed bonfire collision inside the Silver Mine

Direction fixed the freestanding prism

Apparently my jokes take up too much text, so new bug log here so that I do not have to compromise on my artist vision: After it was pointed out Bell was using her apparent Ninja training to hide her unconscious body behind a painting Quinta made, we told her that it was silly and we knew she was there. She's so embarrassed she's vowed to never use her Ninja arts again.

I have reminded Yeon's dad to take his ADHD medication before meeting with you, he will no longer get distracted and walk off in the middle of dinner.

That elf singer might have a lovely voice, but we've sent her back into the orgy room for a round 2 after being so damn nosy.

We noticed that Florine was *happy* while in the dungeon. She's been given an extra special whipping and now understands she is to be *obedient* while in the dungeon. Happiness is for girls who put on the collar.

We thank all the players who reported the issue with Nick's butler! I usually keep my game muted so I didn't realize the guy had stolen the voice of fucking Zeus and used it to hold a conversation across a city with you. Now that he's been forced to keep a volume suitable for a mere mortal, we've been able to set the default volume of the game to a far more reasonable level!

It seems Therese had been sneaking out of her regular sex duties by keeping sets of clothes in two rooms in Westcastle, so that when we told her to 'Go to her room and wait', she had a 50/50 chance of getting out of it! In response I've demolished the 2nd dresser she used and made it clear to her that next time she pulls this stunt it won't just be half of her clothes that she loses.

I have examined the non-functional magic circle in Crystal Clarity and *oh boy* was that a lot of orc-porn. No wonder they fucking password-protected that magic circle. I had to do a factory reset, then download and edit the recording from another circle to be sure I got rid of it all. It's 90% similar to what we intended and 100% free of orc-on-orc action.

As eager as Therese is (no matter what she says), we have disallowed her from pre-collaring herself. She's only allowed to wear a collar after we've had our fun with her in the dungeon

As much as Quinta's love quest might have felt like a dream, we have made sure that Hero now writes it down in his diary. If you completed the quest on version 0.43.2 or later your 'Last Quest Completed' indicator on the save file will update correctly.

Made sure Hero will, by 100% coincidence, always sleep on the other side of the bed before the Manor Assault.

We have had a chat with the new 'Battle Results' window, it seems that it didn't know what weapons or armor were. Please don't blame it, it's still a baby, it's working very hard!

We've removed the invisible portal that made leaving the empty docks from 2 specific locations transport you next to the Fishing Boat. We'll make sure to be more careful when we stitch together two seemingly random points in space together in the future!

Yamamaya has taken a chill pill and will no longer enter Mountain Lion Rage when using Fastball special if a rage ended that turn, you now no longer have to worry about working Yamamaya to exhaustion as she knows when to stop when she's pushing herself!... Unless you specifically order her to enter a rage anyways, but that one's on you.

We thank all users who reported about the goddamn Timelord shenanigans going on in during Quinta's Love Quest. While we cannot erase the memory of those elves and they'll always know how to make something that's bigger on the inside, they're no longer allowed to bring their abominations of reality onto company property anymore!

Diadira has been advised that 'Princess Bride' is in fact *not* one giant conspiracy to return her to her company, and while I'll need to talk with her later about her very concerning hyper-realistic cosplays of all your other party members, that's a problem for another time.

Hero's plans to train up to One-on-one Godfrey last minute were pointed out as unnecessary, so he will no longer bring weighted shoes that prevent him from changing his movement speed during 'Princess Bride'

We cleaned the 4th trophy, it was kinda a dick move of us to hand you a dirty trophy as a reward for your final solo tournament, but once the 0.43.2 release comes out if you pick it up and put it down it will now self-clean and some of your girls will now love it

We found a few books over in Southport that were very determined to be 'below' the player. This attempt to brainwash the female students for their upcoming life as Hero's slaves by having these books let our phrases like 'Step on me Senpai' and 'Harder, really give it to me!' started to backfire as they received positive reinforcement for taking a more domineering role from the books, as such we have donated them to a 'Doms without Subs' charity and gotten brand new books with the same information.

In continuation of her Tsundere status, Therese was refusing to admit that she did in fact love you by not listing her love bonus. I've reminded her that I can take away her collar forever if she keeps playing *this* hard to get and while we had to go on for a bit about how she doesn't need to tell you all her three sizes to make up for it, her love bonus will now appear in the followers menu as it was intended.

In compliance with Canandian law, we have removed the *totally intentional* implication of the tentacle cultists stripping a little girl and forcing her to play dressup during 'Virgin Gynocides'. Yep. It wasn't an accident at all. Definitely...

Larelle has been instructed that she is not allowed to bend reality to "Get things over with quicker". We may have finished her love quest, but quest puzzles are meant to be solved the *proper* way dangit!

We gave Renfeld a few lashings for misplacing our furniture (sometimes inside other furniture) on the upper floor of the Westcastle Manor. You don't need to worry about a mess, when I turned away to see who was watching from the hall, Renfeld took the opportunity to lick it clean so no need to worry about any Renfeld army uprisings!... I think...

We've removed the drugs that the Kellos soldiers left in the water supply, making the folks in Eastfort Hallucinate that the Kellos soldiers were still there. We may also need to do some divine intervention because they're *way* too advance with their drugs.

The laws of causality have been corrected. No longer will 'Family Matters' or 'A Princess' Name Desire' be left in a state where they cannot be completed unless you make an deal with those elves that are apparently so sexy reality itself will warp when you have sex with more than 3 of them at once.

NoMoshing had a discussion with Orange Kid, we might not have all the alchemy tools that she's used to but he's assured her that what she is doing is in fact Alchemy to a layman, no matter how simple she might call it.

NoMoshing also told that one female teacher from Elf Half Empty to get back to work after the quest is finished, she's getting paid to teach students off-screen, not gossip about a quest the player finished weeks ago in-game.

He also fixed that *really* weird acoustics issue where if an NPC stood in a very particular square just outside Eastfort, you wouldn't be able to hear anything they said even if you were standing next to them! So weird! Thankfully we fixed how sound travels... Outside...

Version 0.47

Typos

Quinta will no longer confuse Apple Kid as the other Kyrie during Harem Chats, this issue took a lot of flash cards to fix.

I have gotten involved and resolved the spat between Lilac and Alina, it seems Lilac was pretending she didn't exist after Alina took away some chocolates.

After much debate, Shally has come to the conclusion that right after asking Hero to help out Elaiya is not the best time to show off her appreciation for some of Lumberhill's biggest stars.

Hero took a BKG policy review seminar and now understands that it was wrong of him to tell Elaiya that he intends to have a 'lot' of children with Meline, Hero will now stay on brand and espouse how great non-procreative incest is!

After consulting with our local 'Mourning Woods' expert Romeo Papa, we can now finally put to rest the mysterious incident happening in the boss room. Look forward to the upcoming best selling novel 'Conash Duval and the Teleporting Statue!'

In the process of writing the aforementioned book, some contract issues arose, and after quite a few union disputes we are no longer able to employ Canadian ghosts to haunt the 'Mourning Woods' and have to use US ghosts instead. I'm afraid they will no longer be asking for your permission before they fight you.